The Trick

It’s shameful the things I will do for a tasty kibble.

Do not be alarmed

I just wanted to send a shout out to my fans that I’m okay and in good health, and please do not be alarmed that I have not posted in a while…

The nerve!

What’s the big deal anyway? So I may have rolled around in the sandbox, but nothing… NOTHING warrants that wet paper towel wipe down. So humiliating.

Face plant

Please don’t wake me unless we’re in the double digits again.


Would you prefer my stink eye?