Perched

I know, I look cute here on my soft perch. 

Defending My Chastity

Kylo Kitty was sexually harassing me in my backyard again. This guy does not take a hint. He was howling at me and advancing rapidly. I immediately alerted her to the situation with my special shrill cry.

Irresistible

Apple products are the best! Their cords are most like a mouse’s tail. Delish!